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Well hello there...
7/27/09 by TerntResner
Herp a derp.
Newgrounds entertains my brain meats... Let us partake on this bounty of flash animation and stock sound effects. Oh praise he who bringeth flash mercy upon us bored stoners... Rapter Jesus.
Praise be to our Lord and his head eunuch, Alessandro Cortini, clearing our minds with his sugar pitch frequencies and good modular synths. Ohhhmmm....

Recent Game Medals
Start
5 Points
Kill the first boss.
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Contrast
5 Points
Fiddle with the settings
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Savior
25 Points
Beat the game
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The End The Game
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
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Too Soon, Finish Late
25 Points
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
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Sushi tonight
10 Points
Kill that bastard whale
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Charged With Battery
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
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Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
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BWOOOOONG
25 Points
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
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30 Stars
10 Points
Collect 30 Stars
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Total Medals Earned: 387 (From 83 different games.)